Me on my wedding day: you still like me right

Thursday, September 18 with 1,298,665 notes



If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

Why the fuck would I do that

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Sunday, September 14 with 288,415 notes
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I text back embarrassingly fast

or three hours later

there is no in between

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Sunday, September 14 with 227,569 notes